Thank you for joining us this fine day.
So what the hell is this shit?
Excellent question. Thank you for asking. My only ambition in life is to have you ask more questions and to read on.
What are you going to write?
Humorous anecdotes and vignettes.
Short and light.
Hopefully well-written.
Hopefully funny.
Many based on personal gaffes.
For whom are you going to write? Who is your audience?
The immaturati.
For example, immature people who enter dirty words into Wordle for cheap, sordid laughs and who are completely beneath contempt.
i.e. My kind of people.
Why are you writing this?
To keep my brain active and to give myself something productive to do in my abundant, unstructured free time.
To amuse myself.
To take a leap with something new and see what happens.
Should I waste my time with this shit?
That is entirely up to you, but be forewarned, “waste” is likely the correct and operative verb here. Do any of the following describe you?
- Time to kill
- Easily amused
- Immature sense of humor
- Low expectations of others
If so, welcome! Please feel free to sample the current offerings on the blog.
And if you know other immature reprobates that might enjoy this, by all means, please send them over. Bless you and their dark souls, in advance.
Tom's Lead Balloon of Writing 
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