About

Hello, Kind Reader.

Thank you for joining us this fine day.

So what the fuck is this shit?

There we go, right off the bat.

Separating the target audience from the non-target audience. If you feel you may be a member of the latter, for any reason whatsoever, you may be kindly excused. Please return from whence you came. (We’ll just call it “NPR” instead of Big$&*%#@!.com. You’re welcome. Maintaining your discretion is important to me.)

Those remaining – feel free to leave; feel free to stay and scroll down.

How the hell are you?

So glad you dropped in. So glad to be rid of them. HAHAHAHA! I know, right? 

Below is a very brief overview of this blog/writing experiment and what I intend it to be about.

What are you going to write?

Humorous anecdotes and vignettes.

Short and light.

Hopefully well-written. 

Hopefully funny.

Much of it based on personal gaffes.

For whom are you going to write? Who is your audience?

The immaturati.

For example, immature people who enter dirty words into Wordle, for cheap, sordid laughs and who are completely beneath contempt.

i.e. My kind of people.

Why are you writing this?

To keep my brain active and to give me something productive to do in my abundant, unstructured free time.

To amuse myself. 

To take a leap with something new and see what happens.

Should I waste my time with this shit?

That is entirely up to you, but be forewarned, “waste” is likely the correct and operative verb here. Does the following/Do any of the following describe you?

• Time to kill
• Easily amused
• Immature sense of humor
• Low expectations of others

If so, welcome! Please feel free to sample the current offerings on the blog.

And if you know other immature reprobates that might enjoy this, by all means, please send them over. Bless you and their dark souls, in advance.

My current plan is to post new shit every Friday around 12 noon, Pacific.

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